Off Color continued.....

Jimmy Fallon: It reminds me of a story my mom used to tell us, it was about a hero... a hero that, in my family, we like to call Batman. One Christmas, long ago, we find our hero fighting the Joker in the sewers in Gotham City. 

Tina Fey: So Batman smelled?

 Jimmy Fallon: Yes he did, Tina. Add to that his sidekick, Robin, the boy wonder, who, in what must have been a medical first, passed an egg through his system. 

Tina Fey: So, Robin laid an egg?

 Jimmy Fallon: And the Batmobile, you're not gonna believe what happened... 

Tina Fey: It lost its wheel? 

Jimmy Fallon: Yeah. There was no joy that Christmas, Tina, for the Joker got away.

 Tina Fey: You're an idiot.

Snl spoof

Presents are open and off color children are back in bed....stockings lay empty and memories of Christmas's past in the off color family,

dance through their head.

Christmas was calmer than those in the past but

just as nice.

Here are a few Christmas pics from off color

Christmas's past....

While I rarely post pics of anyone besides off color daughter and Big Daddy,

here is a picture of our Christmas spoof last year at Big Daddy's family Christmas.

Here is a bit of the copied script from an old SNL skit...

the date on the pic is wrong....Big Daddy's mom didn't know how to set the date on her camera.....(off color son looks embarrassed...he'll die when he sees this posted....he's cute don't you think?) The wigs come from off color daughters mullet wig collection.

Margeret Jo McCullen: [ chewing ] Wow, Pete.. I have to say - your Balls are so tender..  Pete Schweddy: Well, there's no beating my Balls. They're made from a secret Schweddy Family recipe. No one can resist my Schweddy Balls. Margeret Jo McCullen: Wow.. Schweddy Balls. Nothing like a Schweddy Ball.  Teri Rialto: Good Balls.  

we were the winner of the off color Christmas skit that year.....

and then there was the year we did the spoof from SNL where the guys re enacted Justin Timberlakes......."......in a box" (google it if your interested)  The boys used ring boxes in place of shoe boxes..... We won the prize that year as well..

One year we rewrote "Twas the night before Christmas....."

"T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house...the M's were screaming and talking and no silence could be found..............

Here is a picture of Big Daddy's mama giving us her rapping rendition of Baby Jesus birth...

 and

last but not least...

Here is the number one Christmas

gift unwrapped from the extended families

"gifts you no longer want......exchange"

 woodstock in a football helment...

and

so

our Christmas cheer unfolded

and

joy exploded

as

the off color family...

celebrated

the sacred affair.

may your day be filled with joy, love, laughter and a bit of off color humor..

from

our

off-color family

to

yours....

do you have any off color photo's you might share?