That's What She Said.......
We don't accomplish anything in this world alone and whatever happens is the result of the whole tapestry of one's life and all the weavings of individual threads from one to another that creates something.
Sandra Day O'Connor
Last night my daughter M. was sitting on the couch watching TV, checking out something on her i-phone and talking to me all at the same time. After a few minutes, she looked at me and rolled her eyes. "You have not been watching those caterpillars everyday....you saw one and took a picture and exaggerated."---that's what she said.
I said, "How do you know what I've been watching. There have been tiny caterpillars all along the vine out front for several days. I've been watching them and looking at them every day."
(INFAMOUS DAUGHTER ANNOYED EYE ROLL)
a FEW MINUTES LATER
SHE LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS:
"YOUR BLOG IS GETTING BORING"...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
"REALLY i SAY...WHAT DO YOU THINK i SHOULD WRITE ABOUT TO MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING?"
SHE GIVES ME HER MISCHIEVOUS SMILE...
"WELL i THINK YOU SHOULD MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING BY BLOGGING ABOUT YOUR WONDERFUL DAUGHTER AND ABOUT HOW FUNNY SHE IS AND TELL STORIES ABOUT ME..
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
I LAUGH AND THEN SAY...
SO WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY
ME TELLING THE STORY ABOUT
THE TIME YOU POOPED IN THE TOILET
TOOK A PICTURE
DEVELOPED IT AND THEN POSTED IT ON THE TOILET LID AND ABOVE YOUR DAD'S PILLOW."
SHE LAUGHED....
"i THINK i COULD FIND THAT PICTURE IF YOU WANTED TO PUT IT ON THE BLOG".....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
I ROLLED MY EYES AND
SAID
NOPE...THAT IS PRETTY GROSS...
"WELL I THINK YOU SHOULD START MAKING IT MORE INTERESTING WITH MORE STORIES ABOUT ME." THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
SO m....WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WAS IT MORE INTERESTING TODAY?
tHE OFF COLOR DAUGHTER IS ALOT LIKE HER OFF COLOR BIG DADDY....
LIFE IS NEVER BORING
AND
ONE NEVER KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT.....
IT'S LIKE LIVING IN A THREE RING CIRCUS...
LOT'S OF FUN....
BUT ALWAYS SOMETHING UNEXPECTED...
i AM BLESSED
TO
BE PART OF
SUCH
AN ANOMALY OF A FAMILY...
i BET EVERYONE WISHES THEY
WERE PART OF
AN
"OFF COLOR FAMILY" JUST LIKE ME...
THAT'S WHAT I SAID....
HAPPY FRIDAY
ENJOY THE DAY AND
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND..
HUGS
Labels: off color family

1 Comments:
LOLOL!!! It's is indeed inspiring to have off-colour offspring. They never let you sit back and think that life is 'normal' or that we'll somehow 'get by'. You're forced to pay attention and make things happen or, sometimes, prevent calamitous happenings.
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