THE BABY DADDY OF THE "OFF COLOR" FAMILY...Warning: IT'S BIG DADDY!!!!

HAPPY BABY DADDY DAY!!! 

Faster than a speeding bullet---(well not really but it sounds good and he does look cute in his 70's warm-up suit---BIG DADDY always does make a fashion statement..)

More powerful than a locomotive.---(yes see all the things your shoulders hold up--is that the weight of the world--What Big Muscles you Have Big Daddy!)

(not that muscle!!!)

Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.---(yes I know what you can do!!!---he's thinking about leaping over the canyon but he doesn't like attention so he doesn't show-off very often---not!)

Look! Up in the sky!

It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Super Big Daddy!

(what a wonderful Valentine Card you gave me this Valentines day....Doesn't he make a great cupid and oh what a Big Arrow you have Big Daddy !!!)

Yes, it's Super Big Daddy
 strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal human.
 Super Big Daddy -  can change the course of mighty rivers well not really but he can do a great belly flop, bend steel with his bare hands,
 and who, disguised as Mike Miller, an off color father  for a great off color family,
 fights the never ending battle for Laughter, Attention and UnNormal Living.
Bet you all wish you had a Super Big Daddy like us!!!
we are the luckiest family ever!

The day your son was born there was a wild eyed strange man

who was exhausted but oh so happy to

have the delivery over

and

be the proud papa of a son.

The nurses were so excited to see us leave, because they'd never met anyone so excited about being a father.

I still remember you chasing the nurses up and down the floor taking video like you were some

roving reporter:

"Mam....Can you tell me....Is that Miller Baby the cutest baby in the nursery???

They'd laugh and say yes--but we knew it wasn't true because he came out with a head like Beldar from the cone heads!!!)  They loved it because at least you thought he was the cutest.

The same was true for our daughter except she had a normal head!!!.

You have always been out of control.

You make our life fun...

most of the time when you are not getting on our nerves...

For all those florescent daisies you bought Madison for her numerous dance recital

and for all the screaming "Do it Big" in the middle of the foo foo recital...

I'm sure she says thank you.

For all the times we were the weird parents on the top bleachers doing the jerk dance to

the beat of the Band Concert!!!

Madison, I still can't believe you told your friends you didn't know who those weird people were!!!

For all the times you chased B. up and down the football field because you couldn't sit still

for the encouragement you yelled

and the fun you were for the crowd...

For the times you almost got kicked out of the basketball games because of your passionate rants at the refs...

For the wonderful meals you prepare---my favorites so far have been the egg nog ala King with chicken

and the

chicken, hot dog bacon biscuit sandwich you packed for my lunch.

life is never dull with Super Big Daddy...

I hope your day is happy...

and

I hope I get a few sympathy comments because now the world

sees who I live with...

You are the worlds bestest of Dad..

because

you do All--All the time!!!!

We Love you!!!

Happy Baby Daddy Day!!!

and

Happy Father's Day to the rest of You!!!

I bet you wish you had a

"Big Daddy like us"

Happy Sunday and {{Hugs}}