Off-Color Family Vacation....how off-color can you get?

As the ocean is never full of water, so is the heart never full of love

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It is that time of year again!

The off-color family has hit the beach.

Big Daddy, Sexy Hot Mama,

off-color daughter and her friend Hannahtard,

off-color son and his friend J (I tried to explain to J. that he was about to take a National Lampoon's vacation but only more off-color--I'm not sure he knows what to think?  I saw him blushing a time or two during supper so far.)

are at the beach.

The waves are rolling,

sand is everywhere,

and

the off-color loud family

have landed for a week of fun.

Who knows what might happen?

We arrived late Saturday evening and have spent the last two on the beach.

Off-color son and J.  seem to keep their distance from us.

It seems we off-colors have the ability to keep them from picking up a girl or two.

Yesterday, off-color daughter, Big daddy, and Hannahtard went to the beach early.  They got towels, sunscreen and the Big Umbrella to protect off color daughter as she is allergic to the sun.

I met them down there looking oh too sexy hot in my bathing suit--black with a swirly top-tankini....

I brought my chair, my glasses and wore my i-pod down to where they were.

The beach had the normal crowd for a Sunday

and

me being sure I was looking sexy hot

simply said,

"Hey Big Daddy--am I looking sexy hot to you?"

He looked at me and held up his hand as to quiet me down---

I glared at him and he said,

"you are screaming--every one at the beach can hear you?"

I said,

So what--I am sexy hot you know!!!!

Off color daughter and I dug a hole--now normally neither of us like sand, but we both must have had our OCD characteristics kick in---cause we dug a hole so big,

off color daughter sat her chair inside,

positioned her umbrella and

sat there the rest of the day

like

a

mutant ninja turtle

with her head popping up to look out occasionally.

It is overcast right now.

Off-color kids and friends are watching Harry Potter,

Big Daddy is snoring

and

me...

well

I am feeling sleep come on as well.

more stories to follow

but

if you see a sexy hot woman

in

a black tankini with a pink white yellow swirl top

looking sexy hot

talking with her

ipod on...

well tap her on the shoulder

and

tell me hello!!!

Have a great day----

Life is a beach!

The Radical Rambler